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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Hail Mary And Her Dark Knight

We have been gone awhile, but everyone should remember out dear little Hail Mary.  If not, catch up with out little undercover vixen here.

Mary has gone through a bit of a rough patch lately, which we are all aware of.  Things seem to be looking up for the tart, and a lot of that has to do with a friend that has swooped in to help.  Dark Knight had been a friend of Mary's for awhile, at least that's what we were fed when they started getting spotted together.

DK has this quality to him that makes everyone think he is a sweet, loving friend.  A quality that makes all parents love him and causes them to disregard any fear of letting their young daughter go out with the older man.  But the only real quality that Dark Knight has is to sell bullshit.  He is in an actor after all, but I use that term loosely.

Dark used to be pretty popular.  A list name but a D list actor.  All the girls love him, and he goes back in HW history.  And by history, I mean all the way back to when Paris ruled the world.  DK knows his time has long been up, so he is now clinging to Mary's drama.

He knows that if he helps bring Mary back from the edge, he will gain major brownie points in the eyes of the public.  And that will hopefully lead him back into the strobe light spotlight, Mary's panties, and if that fails then a tell all interview. Of course, all the time he has been spending with Mary, trying to get her to heal with him in a vertical position has seemed to pay off.  Just not with Mary.

Dark Knight still likes to have a good time.  And after he gets Mary tucked in, her sister fills the vacancy.  Mary's sister and Dark Knight have been seen out all over town, drinking and snorting in any VIP room they can sneak into.  Which is how I came upon them one fine night.

As Dark bragged to me about bedding the sister until he gets Mary warmed up, I realized that Dark has always befriended the party girls.  I ended up leaving as the sister began befriending DK in the most delightful way.

Hail Mary Isn't:
Miranda Cosgrove
Kaley Cuoco

Dark Knight Isn't:
Justin Long
Brody Jenner
Joe Jonas


Ms Kelz Y said...

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderama

Karleigh said...

I don't think so. I think it's Miley. Who are the young stars with sisters..even Emma Roberts, who was also a candidate, has a sister I believe.

Chaz said...

WB GB!!!

I'm thinking outta the box. Jessica Biel and Gerard Butler.Or Mila And Justin. They both fit the previous two.

pomme said...

if Demi has a sister, i 'm OK with Demi & WIlmer

Miley has a sister but she's too young

TT said...

pomme, Miley also has an older sister.

Anonymous said...

Hail Mary- Demi Lovato
Dark Knight- Fez-I mean really what else has he done?
Older sister-Dallas Lovato
Lame ex bf- That middle Jonas with the weird thighs. Joe I think.
The ex she had all the wild sex with- Trace Cyrus. Hope she kept the light off cuz that boy is one fugly brother.

Ms Kelz Y said...

Demi does have an older sister named Dallas. This is definitely her. Who has Miley been linked to recently that fits Dark Knight's description??? I'll wait for a response to this...

Dave said...

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama were my first and only guess.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

DL and WV (what a skank!)

dmoney said...
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dmoney said...

It's obviously Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderama. GB already eliminated Miley when he said holy roller lol,and no other female celeb that fit the description have had any problems in the last 6 months. Tell us more GB!!!