10 People Who Need To Go Away In 2013

With a new year upon us, what better way to start it off then with a new outlook of life.  However, to achieve this said new outlook, we must get rid of the garbage. You know, the celebs, or wanna be celebs, that we have had our fill of.  The ones that drain the living daylights out of  us to the point where you just want to reach through the television, grab Barbara Walters by her frail shoulders and ask her why in the hell she is contributing to the filth that keeps these people around?

Things That Need Smashed On NBC's Smash

If you know me, then you had to know that I would be all about NBC's mid-season drama Smash.  Besides the facts that NBC had promos on every fifteen minutes and that Manhattan was covered in Smash paraphernalia, it seemed to be an adult version of Glee.  Something that I, and I believe America, so desperately needed.

Before I go into the topic of this post, I want to preface it by saying that Smash had completely wrapped the filming on season 1 before it had even premiered.  Meaning that the everyone had to live with what they had shot, regardless of the public's opinions.  So, I offer this mere suggestions of things that need to be Smashed before season 2 begins.

Blind Item: Regretful Life Choices

Sometimes life is a bitch.  And in Hollywood, when life is a bitch it's usually tied to the down slide of your career.  And that's what happened to poor Lucy Goosey.  This girl was the apple of the studio's eye and they showed it by putting her everywhere that the human eye could see.  And before you ask, it was based off of pure talent and her God-given beauty.  But, nobody could see past Lucy's looks to notice her talent.  Lucy did what any good actress would do and took the grittiest role she could find, trying to look like vintage Lohan at 4 am on the Strip.

Happy Penis Monday!!

Did ya miss me? After a week delay, we are back to dish, gossip and reveal secrets that we probably shouldn't. 

What a better way to welcome back my readers, old and new, than with a delicious Penis Monday.

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