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Friday, March 19, 2010

Rainbow Dark On The Prowl

You all remember Rainbow Dark and how much of a dick I think he is.  He completely used a friend of mine named Justin Case all while stringing on his girlfriend Sunshine to keep up appearances. After their last tryst, JC had recorded a snippet of RC on his cell and I had hoped he would do something productive with it.

However while I was away, RD wormed his way back into JC's bed and heart. And once again as JC is basking in the reunion sunlight, RD is doing what he does best.

Over the weekend, RD went out on the town and left JC and Sunshine both at home.  While JC sat by the phone waiting for it to ring, Sunshine took matters into her own hands.  She has been dropping the engagement word lately and has every intention making it happen.  She tracked him down to and went to get him.  She found him alright, in the corner with two boys on their knees in front of him.  Poor girl....she had a clue but seeing it rocked her sweet little world.

When he came home 2 days later, she dropped the bombshell.  She demanded he stop and hired him a new assistant that she knows would keep an eye on him.  She also made him sign a contract saying that if she caught him with another man, she got two million dollars. Yes, 2.  She has been in this for the long haul and she wants what she thinks she deserves.  Miss Sunshine also bought herself an engagement ring and informed RD they will be getting married within the next year.  As his balls sat in her vice, he just smiled and nodded.

Of course once again, he called JC and broke his heart again.  RD doesn't realize that he had two time bombs ready to blow.  He may have silenced one, but the other is still ticking away.

It's not:

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

16 comments:

AJ said...

OOOOhhh.... do you have the Vid from the other blind yet GB??

POST IT!

No idea who it is though.... :(

Anonymous said...

leo dicaprio

Anonymous said...

I still think Justin Case is Hunter Parrish. And from AIN's I am wondering if it is someone from tv, movies and music?

Anonymous said...

jensen and danneel

Anonymous said...

The clues sound like Matt Mcconaguhey. Spelled that wrong! LOL THie pic looks like him too. is that an actual picture of RD?

rog said...

Not sure who these people are but what I'm wondering is the links to the different Amazon products, are they clues to the identities or just GB's strange sense of humor?

Anonymous said...

Why would Sunshine try to make a man ungay, is she a fucking tard?Does she just hope that it's an easy way to make the $$$, 'cause of course he cant turn straight.

Mary said...

I'm thinking that the links are clues. I've started analyzing them ;). heh heh

Mary said...

Also wanted to say that from the description of this blind - this situation is on the verge of blowing up. Whenever you have this many folks involved with different agendas - something is gonna give way. I give it less than six months.

Canuck said...

Sunshine sounds as if she knows perfectly well that he isn't going to change any time soon, and has set a price tag on it. Next time she catches him, it will double to keep up appearances.

Anonymous said...

I agree that the links to amazon make it seem like matthew mcconaughey...scissors (camila is the host of shear genius) and levis (their son's name is levi), but I'm hesitant to think he is RD. who knows though...

Ellie said...

I really wished it was BP and AJ, but oh well... I guess I'll settle for something else exploding from their way.

Anonymous said...

Recently engaged???

Rainbow Dark - Michael Vartan
Sunshine - Lauren Skaar

Anonymous said...

"I agree that the links to amazon make it seem like matthew mcconaughey...scissors (camila is the host of shear genius) and levis (their son's name is levi), but I'm hesitant to think he is RD. who knows though..."

I was wondering what this GB dude was trying to say with those links but your guesses make sense. I would not have connected the dots so well. How clever!

Naty said...

Does the picture have anything to do with the story? Cos I actually know who's in that pic...a boybander...

Anonymous said...

Hmmn
from the Amazon link...
Which Side Are You On Now?
by Silas House & Jason Howard

Silas? Weeds? Hunter Parrish?

The mccounaghey guess is great too...