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Sunday, June 6, 2010

Sleazy Six Pack Likes It Rough

Sleazy Six Pack is a sexy stud who's name is very recognizable.  So recognizable in fact, that he was no longer able to live his life without the press following him everywhere he went.  He was very good at losing them when he needed to, like when he decided that he wants a piece of ass.

Sleazy likes variety and has no problem fulfilling his desires.  His big attraction? Being tied up and tortured.  He has been known to give the make-up crew headaches from having to cover up his many bruises from his nights with women in leather.


Sleazy especially loves it when you blindfold him and drip hot wax all over his rippled Hollywood body. His wife left him because she couldn't take his sudden interest in the kink and bondage, but it didn't even phase Sleazy and he kept on rolling.

Sleazy would have no problem admitting that he gets his drop kicks from being treated like a dirty little boy, but his fans would.  The women and children love him to the ends of the Earth and I don't think his solid fan base would be able to survive. 

His fame has gone down a bit, but his name is still HUGE.  And I hear that lately he is letting women and men dominate him.  He should watch out because people can smell scandal from a mile away in this town and his is starting to stink.

It's Not:
Seann William Scott
Brendan Fraser
Jake Gyllenhaal
Taylor Lautner

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dewayne 'The Rock' Johnson?

Tania said...

Viggo Mortensen?

Dragonlady said...

Is this the same person who was mentioned in a blind where he invited 20 men to his house and they found him blindfolded and tied up to the bed ready to be 'used'?

Anonymous said...

Vin Diesel

Anonymous said...

Ashton Kutcher?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I think Ashton Kutcher is a great guess for this one, but I have been wondering if he maybe our fave gossip dude. Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

Ashton's never been divorced.

Anonymous said...

Bruce Willis!

Anonymous said...

the it's not list has 3 single guys, you say his wife left him so why include singles?

Anonymous said...

Bruce Willis posed in a BDSM-themed photo shoot recently with his new wife, was in Cop Out with Seann William Scott, and Lautner, Gyllenhaal, and Fraser have been in, or are attached to, action hero type films. Not as popular as he used to be, but still has a 'huge' name...

Anonymous said...

The Rock... Dwayne Johnson

Anonymous said...

But The Rock is still very popular, not going down in popularity. He's moving up in roles......

Anonymous said...

Not Bruce Willis, he's not that rippled.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm.....Mario Lopez?

Neo said...

Sean Penn? Sure seems to fit all the criteria, and his basic demeanor has always been full of rough edges.

Anonymous said...

John Stamos?

Anonymous said...

Ryan Phillippe?

Anonymous said...

It's got to be the Rock. And yes, his popularity has waned since his wrestling career ended and his movie acting started. He's been doing a lot of Disney movies lately that haven't been spectacular. Also, he was with his wife for a long time and they suddenly got a divorce with no major scandal, i.e. no big cheating rumors.He's defiantly worked with Seann William Scott in The Rundown and his first major Hollywood role was in the Mummy 2 with Brendan Fraser.His connection to JG and TL...I have no idea but 2 out 4 is not bad...right?

Anonymous said...

My kids love Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: he has been in the Toothfairy, the Race to Witch Mountain, The Game Plan... all these kid movies where he proves himself as a father figure despite the odds. I think he is a great guess. (And he is divorced.)

Nicola said...

Not Dwayne Johnson. The Rock and his ex-wife are still very (very) close. He screws around too much, but isn't into the kink. After his wife caught him with his publicist, she threw him out. It wasn't his first time.

Also his career is on the upswing, not down. He's been filming a movie a year for the past 5 or 6. It's only this year that he's been attached to multiple projects. His tatts would be a bigger concern than bruises. Sadly, bruises are much easier for a make-up artist to deal with.

Anonymous said...

The Rock really is a great guess-I think the connection to Jake G is the movie Toothfairy and Jake is the favorite for Toothy Tile....
Too much coinkydink not to be him.

Anonymous said...

Oh I can TOTALLY see The Rock as a kink lover!