The Week In Review

January Jones is having a really bad week.  Not only was she caught doing the cab ride of shame this week, she also hit 3 parked cars and then left the scene of the crime.  January was driving on Thursday night when she reportedly lost control and hit three parked cars. Some witnesses saw event and reported it to the police; but, January didn't want to stick around and said to  a witness, "I can't deal with this commotion" and then left the scene! January later returned to the scene of the crime after the police had arrived. She reportedly told the officers that she had originally left due to the paparazzi that were following her.  Have you seen any pics from that night?  And the first person she called was Bobby Flay.  Say what?

Lindsay Lohan set off her SCRAM somehow and had her bail raised to $200,000 but then spent some time shopping with the sexy Brody Jenner.  Better watch out Lindsay, Avril could kick your ass.

Sandra Bullock returned to the public eye in a big way Sunday night at the MTV Movie Awards by laying a a kiss on Scarlett Johansson.  Sandy was behind the whole kiss and told the world to go back to making fun of her.  And now InTouch has released an issue in which they say Sandy has another baby on the way.  Welcome back to hell Sandy!

Chace Crawford could face up to six months in jail for his marijuana charge and has been laying low ever since being busted.  And bad timing seems to follow Chace as an interview has been released n which Chace is quoted as saying:
“I’m single now in New York, and [my castmates and I] are all in our mid-twenties, so it’s not feasible to say we’re not going to go out and have fun,” he told the magazine. “It’s just how you do it and how you conduct yourself. It annoys me because you start to develop a certain kind of paranoia…”
 Is there where you think the paranoia is coming from? You need better bud, man.

Alanis Morrissette married her boyfriend of one year, rapper Souleye. Yes a rapper and no it didn't rain.  Ironic, don't ya think?

Katherine Heigl thought that she should receive an Emmy for finally taking a hint from her pissed co-stars and quitting Grey's Anatomy.  No one really understands why she should be nominated, considering that she hasn't been around for most of the season.  Too bad she couldn't make one last appearance on the season finale long enough to get shot.  That would have been an added bonus!