Mini Blinds

1- This C-List female with an A-list name has always had a hard time controlling her ego.  This back stabbing star seemed to have a pleasant home life, but unfortunately her diva-ness has seemed to sour that as well.  Her career is on a slippery slope and her overbearing ways are about to split up her happy little home.  Guess her man is finally fed up with her wearing the pants.
Not Nicole Kidman

2-Is it possible that this actor may finally be coming out of the closet?  He has been wanting to for years. He wants to come out because of all the gay hate around the word affecting the children.  I'm told that a gay teenage boy wrote to him about how he got picked on and that he looked up to said celeb because he called gays called gay too. Our stud was so touched that he flew the boy and his family out to HW for the weekend and treated them to an amusement park. He's ready to come out and support but his handlers are desperately against it for obvious reasons.  Probably because he plans to come all out, history and all and his beards may have some 'splainin to do.
Not Matthew McConaughey

3-This stone cold fox has every man looking her way. She is a fresh face, innocent still.  She is actually a HW virgin, never been with a man.  EVER.  No one would ever guess it from the way she sells her sex.  But while she may be a virgin with men, she sure isn't with women.  And her latest hook up was the assistant of a co-star.  And when that co-star found them practicing cuntalinguis, poor little assistant was out on her ass. But only for a moment because Foxy snapped her right up.  Now the tension is building on the set and the crew take every measure to make sure they never come face to face unless there is a camera on.  And the assistant is walking around like her poo don't smell.  Should we tell her that she is Foxy's third assistant.  On this project alone.  Once your well runs stale, Foxy replaces. Lick 'em and leave 'em should be tattooed on her.
Not Emma Roberts