End Of The Road For Arnold And Maria

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced this evening that he and his wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver have separated.


The former California governor's spokesperson issued the statement that shocked America.


Arnold and Maria say that after "a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion and prayer," they decided to live apart while they work on the future of their relationship.

Both acknowledge that they're going through a "time of great personal and professional transition." They will continue to parent their four children together, vowing that they will put their children first.

Linkapalooza

" Sooo, you uh...ever have sex with a Prince?"


In your face, Gosling


But I thought crack was whack?


GOOD LORD! Put those girls away!

I've kissed a boy, and I liked it. One of them is also a favorite Blind of my loyal readers



Sex Sells

FameWhore Farrah Returns

Do we all remember FameWhore Farrah?  She was the publicity hungry star who once gave up her baby to make it in HW.  Oh, and to avoid the scandal of the father's identity.

Farrah and her people tracked down said girl when it became apparent that either they found her or she found them via The Enquirer.  The girl was flown aboard a private jet to Farrah's secluded fortress and was delivered a check and the promise of a never ending bank account if she stayed away from the public eye.  The girl took the money, that was all she was ever after to begin with.

Bonus Penis Monday

Thanks to the loyal reader who graced us with this Fang Banging of a picture.  Damn, I wish I was that shower curtain!

The End Of Daytime Soaps

The soap opera industry is dying a slow and very painful death. Guiding Light being the first casualty, and when viewers had finally digested the fact that they would no longer be able to see the characters they had watched their entire life, CBS then went and canceled GL's sister soap, As The World Turns. Suddenly, no soap opera was safe. Everyone began doing whatever they could to try and cut costs.  Days Of Our Lives cut Deidre Hall And Drake Hogestyn without batting a eyelash, only to promote Alison Sweeny while her fire was hot.

Penis Monday : The Best Of The Best

We decided to have a Best Of The Best Penis Monday today....hope it starts off your week nice and hot.

And The Penis Belongs To......

Did you figure out our Penis Monday Quiz?

Penis Monday Guess Who?

Happy Monday! We thought we would make it a little more interesting this morning and play a little guessing game with everyone. Can you guess who this belongs to?

NSFW

Mini Blind

 Which actress was recently out to dinner with the wife of another A list star when the dinner was constantly interrupted by fans of the actress?  As the tried to get through on conversation after another, fans continued to tell the A lister how much they loved her.  Everyone thinks of this actress as being a complete bitch, but she was never rude to anyone.  It was actually the actress's friend who got a little heated.  She wanted to know why no one ever gushed about her.  Hellooooo Honey, you wrote a book.  Get over yourself.

Gleeks Invade NYC

Fox's Glee has been not-so-secretly filming around Manhattan this past week and the Gleeks have come out in droves. Some came from as close as the Lower West Side while others traveled for hours just to get the chance to see one of the stars of the popular show.

The crowds were somewhat smaller as the week began. On Monday evening, only the in the know fans seemed to be at the taping. I arrived in Central Park on Tuesday to see the crowd in the photo and it was evident that word had begun to spread.
I don't really get starstruck anymore. Living in New York, you see them everywhere. Being a writer I don't really interact with them on an everyday level though. However, I must admit that when I began to see the stars of Glee, I got a little twinge and felt like a teenager again. Of course nothing compared to what I witnessed from the sidelines as I watched the teenage fans completely go insane.

Hardcore fans told me that after watching everyday, they began to pick up on certain habits to better help them meet the stars. Some fans had spotted a certain security guard that only appeared to usher the stars on and off the set. And when he came out to welcome a new cast member, the kids ran like the wind. Talking to the fans to see what kind of mind set they have proved to be intriguing. Most admitted that while they were huge fans, the only reason they were stalking the set was due to the fact that Glee tapes across the country. On Thursday the entire cast was at Intercontinental Hotel in Midtown and about 300 fans polluted the sidewalks.

Those are the fans that I talked to and learned that they really aren't all crazy. To hear the screams when Corey Monteith arrived back to the set after going to appear on a NHL show was entertaining. As he stopped and met the screaming people, security was the one to put a stop to it. Most cast members always came out to the camping fans and took pictures and signed autographs. There were one or two that really wanted nothing to do with the process it seemed. But you better believe that the fans took that to heart. When they were asked which Glee cast member avoided them the most, they all answered with the same name.

Can you guess who?

Mini Blinds

1- What award winning diva threw such a fit on the set of her latest movie last month that they actually had to call a doctor.  What was the big problem?  Too much dust on the set and the actress took up residence her trailer.  She claims the dust made her eyes swell, but her assistant says that the star has OCD and the dust was driving her insane.
Not Mary Louise Parker

Water For Elephants NYC Premiere

It was a beautiful day in NYC as I ran uptown toward the hottest premiere in town. The Water For Elephants NY premiere took place today at Ziegfeld Theater.  I thought I was lost for a moment, until I got to the corner of 54th and 7th avenue.  Suddenly the screams of teenage girls filled the air and I knew I was in the right place.

Mini Blinds

1- This C-List female with an A-list name has always had a hard time controlling her ego.  This back stabbing star seemed to have a pleasant home life, but unfortunately her diva-ness has seemed to sour that as well.  Her career is on a slippery slope and her overbearing ways are about to split up her happy little home.  Guess her man is finally fed up with her wearing the pants.
Not Nicole Kidman

2-Is it possible that this actor may finally be coming out of the closet?  He has been wanting to for years. He wants to come out because of all the gay hate around the word affecting the children.  I'm told that a gay teenage boy wrote to him about how he got picked on and that he looked up to said celeb because he called gays called gay too. Our stud was so touched that he flew the boy and his family out to HW for the weekend and treated them to an amusement park. He's ready to come out and support but his handlers are desperately against it for obvious reasons.  Probably because he plans to come all out, history and all and his beards may have some 'splainin to do.
Not Matthew McConaughey

3-This stone cold fox has every man looking her way. She is a fresh face, innocent still.  She is actually a HW virgin, never been with a man.  EVER.  No one would ever guess it from the way she sells her sex.  But while she may be a virgin with men, she sure isn't with women.  And her latest hook up was the assistant of a co-star.  And when that co-star found them practicing cuntalinguis, poor little assistant was out on her ass. But only for a moment because Foxy snapped her right up.  Now the tension is building on the set and the crew take every measure to make sure they never come face to face unless there is a camera on.  And the assistant is walking around like her poo don't smell.  Should we tell her that she is Foxy's third assistant.  On this project alone.  Once your well runs stale, Foxy replaces. Lick 'em and leave 'em should be tattooed on her.
Not Emma Roberts

Dear Gossip Boy

Dear Gossip Boy,
I am happy that you have returned to us once again. How is our beloved Justin Case doing? Will we be hearing about him soon?  Please keep in touch as much as you can! XOXO
Diedre

Dee,
Thank for the love! Justin has actually been seeing someone for a good bit of time now.  They seem pretty happy, except for the whole secretive thing.  Rainbow Dark on the other hand, he has left many a broken heart in his wake.

Gear Geebs,
Are you Drew Barrymore? I love you and I constantly an trying to track you down.
Rachel

Dear Delusional,
I love you too, but a penis I do have.

Dear GB,
What is Bradley Cooper going to do now that he finally pulled out of Renee.  You words, not mine.We always knew that they wouldn't last.  What did he see in her?
Artie

Artie,
Renee is a very nice woman.  I'm sure Bradley saw something in her.  Best believe that Mr. Cooper is on track right now.  He has a plan that he thinks will take his career to the next level and even though Renee is as tiny as a Smurf turd, there wasn't any room for her.

Gossip Boy,
Is there any truth to the rumor that Rob and Kristen are secretly married?  Reese asked him about adjusting to being married.  WTF is up with that? Please tell me!!!!!!
Ashley

Ashley,
Are you butt effing serious with your question?  I know you Twilight fans are very internet savvy and I am sure that if they had secretly got married, the person breaking it would probably be in pigtails and footsie pajamas.  Besides, do you really think they will last that long after Breaking Dawn?  That's really what the end of the Mayan Calendar is about.  The end of Robsten.

GB,
Have you ever worked with anyone in the Scream movies?  You seem the cast and the movies.  PS, I just found you an had to call out of work today because I spent all night online reading your blog and fan community.
Kyle

Kyle,
I am glad you found me!  I hope the sick day was worth it.  As for the Screamers, I am just a fan of the flicks.  I have never been in Scream of any other horror movie.  Well, technically I guess no horror movies.  It scared the daylights out of me though.

Gossip Boy,
Please explain to me why a A-List actor, as you have called yourself, would even think about coming up with a gossip blog?  This is career suicide and I think that you are a fake.  No one would do this, especially not Jake Gyllenhaal.  Get over yourself!
Anonymous

Dear Perez,

Why the hate, babe?  You really want to know why I started this?  I got tired of reading about false stories, and insanely unbelievable blind items.  I wanted to actually give people something to read that is true, and entertaining.  This is my personal collection of thoughts and views on the world.  Do I think that it matters what I think.  No.  This is for fun, a break from the hassles of your day.  Career suicide?  How?  You might think you know me, but you have no idea.  And what the sweet Lady Gaga does Jake Gyllenhaal have to do with anything??

GB,
Do you ever think you would take the blog mainstream and give everyone a run for their money?  You have won me over from Ted, Lainey and Perez and I have spread the word at work.  I cannot wait for the day to hear about the blog on E!.
Cait

Cait,
Thank you so much.  I have no plans to make the blog anything more than it already is.  I am not in this to dominate the gossip blogs or to run anyone out of town.  I just like to offer an alternative.  My blog is the cute little bed and breakfast on the other side of town, away from the huge hotel chains like E! and Lainey.

Gossip Boy,
Is Black Sheep Britney Spears?
Gerome

G,
No.

Dear GeeBee,
I have researched and totally solved the Ice Queen blind.  It's totally Emma Stone.  I heard she slept her way into Spiderman.
Laurie




Dear Laurie,
You are so far off.  Did you read the right blind?  Emma is so talented that she might have been able to win her roles by simply sleeping.  But she has never had to do anything sexual for a role.

Dear Gossip Boy,

For the longest time you led us to believe that McHottie was Chace Crawford.  Now you are saying that he isn't?  Are we supposed to believe that Penn Badgley is McHottie?  He doesn't seem gay to me.  I think you are backtracking.
Renee

Dearest Renee,
I don't think I have ever led you to think that Chace or Penn were McHottie.  Even though you are a little tart, I will tell you that either one of them or both of them know him.

GB,
Has Lady Gaga ever been a Blind that you know of?
Liz

Liz,
Has Lady Gaga ever tried to hide anything that you know of?

Gossip Boy,
Are you really sending someone to Water For Elephants premiere to get pics for the blog?  You have got to get an interview with Rob!
Mackenzie

Dear Mackenzie,
I am sending someone with a camera, but don't hold your breath for an interview.  I can't imagine trying to pull that one off.  I would have to hire reporters and then photographers and then before I knew it I would rule the world.  Actually.....

SCRE4M IS HERE!

Everyone may say that Scream 4 should have never happened and that it is like beating a dead horse. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, especially in the bloggerverse.  But to you Scream 4 haters, I say suck it.

In 1996 I loved Scream when it came out.  If there was no Scream, there would have been no rebirth of the horror franchise.  Horror movies were dead in 1996, kaput!  Scream came alone and reinvented horror movies and became the rare trilogy of horror films.

Not only were the movies awesome, the core cast were 3 loveable stars.  You had Courtney "Monica" Cox, Neve Campbell with her Party Of Five gorgeousness and David Arquette with his wacky but somewhat do-able aloof self.  When Scream 3 came out I was so excited to see how it would end, but also so sad because it was the end.

To hear that Scream 4 was coming out was amazing.  I too feared that maybe it was going too far.  I still am scared that maybe, just maybe, I would be forced to watch one of my beloved trio get hacked up by some second-rate actor.  Or worse yet, that one of the three would be the one behind the mask.

Kevin Williams wouldn't do that to me though, right? In Dawson I trust.