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Friday, May 14, 2010

The Week In Review

David Boreanaz and Matt Lauer joined the fast growing list of men who cannot control their steak-ums.  Not only were the both men cheating on their wives, David hooked up with Tiger Woods sloppy seconds.  In related news, Valtrex stock has gone through the roof.

Lea Michele got the ever loving Glee smacked out of her when she got snippy with a photographer at an event that she should have thanked Baby Jesus that she was even invited to.  I highly doubt that the invitation suggested that she was invited simply for the joy of watching her and her summer fling perform foreplay on each other during dinner.  In her delusional eyes, her heart felt apology over twitter, in 140 characters or less, had to be enough to restore the halo that she thinks is over her head.

Do I really need a reason....

Newsweek went on a gay rampage and started a gay revolution.  Celebrities and readers everywhere boycotted the newspaper and spoke out against the views of a close minded fuck-tard.  It's people like him that make it hard for actors to come out of the closet.  I think we should set a day for every single actor to share their sexuality, if they wish.  This whole movement needs to begin and begin NOW!  It's 2010 for Christ's sakes and I'm tired these homophobic bastards running the world.  We need a change and we need it now before 2012 wipes all of our closeted asses off the planet once and for all.

Michelle Williams and Naomi Watts are in a heated battle to play the legendary Marilyn Monroe.  Watts will star in Blonde, based on Joyce Carol Oates' book by the same name (an awesome read, by the way!). Shooting will begin in January, and the film will be produced by Andrew Dominik. Williams of Dawson's Creek fame is set to star as Marilyn in My Week With Marilyn. It's said to portray the time when she filmed The Prince and the Showgirl with Laurence Olivier.  Big fan of both actresses, but in neither one do I see a Marilyn Monroe.  I think Michelle will be the one to pull it off the most.  Michelle is a character-actress through and through and my money is on her.


Ryan Seacrest whipped out his guns and reminded me why I find him oddly hot.  With arms like that, he can say "Seacrest out" as many times as he wants.




We got to hear the Glee version of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. Any thing they touch turns to gold, well except Lea Michele's personality. And then Lady Gaga returned the favor.


Cameron Diaz continued her not-so-secret love affair with Yankees player A-Rod, much to Kate Hudson's chagrin.  Seems that Kate thought once she got her girls lifted and perked, she though A-Rod would com a running.  First Kate Hudson hooked up with Justin Timberlake right after Cameron and he split, and now it seems Cam is returning the favor.  How much longer until these two girls go at it at an event and Cameron reminds Kate that she was once one of Charlie's Angels?

 Heidi Montag and her crystal praying husband Spencer Pratt inched a little bit closer to being dragged from Hollywood in straight jackets.  Spencer is reportedly keeping Heidi prisoner in her own home, surrounding the residence with crystals to keep the crazy out.  Um, Spence, they clearly are not working.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

..ohh..mmY..GODDDD!!! it's my hero E.J!! thanks gb soooo much for that awesome clip..this way is better than NO way...xo

freckledk said...

That Daughtry guy isn't really gay-hot (maybe bear/cub hot?), but he certainly is straight-girl-hot. I'm all aflutter over here. Raor.

udontknowme22 said...

LOL!!!! Nope, no reason necessary at all when it comes to Paul Telfer! :-D

Anonymous said...

GAG!! that pic of spencer/heidi is nauseating. Why make us vomit so early in the day? Seriously, can those two be bound, gagged and tossed overboard?

Anonymous said...

Look at Spencer's eyes-there's all sorts of crazy in them! Ugh, he is even more scary than what Heidi is doing to her face and body.

Hollowdoll said...

I don't understand?! I thought Lyndsay was playing Marilyn! Giggle Snort Guffaw!

Anonymous said...

Why on earth doesn't someone get him to a psychiatrist....this guy just reeks of an evolving psychotic illness....in oz we can call the police or the Ambulance, and they'll actually get assessed and helped....

Anonymous said...

Obviously everyone has forgotten the made for Television movie of Blonde starring Patrick Dempsey and Jensen Ackles and ???? filmed in Australia.

So this film for Michelle would actually be a remake? Or a do over? (no pun intended).

Anonymous said...

I agree with GB, Naomi Watts and Michelle Williams are not Marilyn Monroe material. No curves for starters, unless they put in weight for the role. In fact, Hollywood might be hard-pressed to find an actress suitable amongst the rail-thin actresses that currently populate HW. I can't even think of someone suitable other than Kate Winslet.

Anonymous said...

The only actress who has the body is Joan from Mad Men. Christina.... I can't remember her last name. But that is MM right there.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 10:07 - yes, you make a good point. And her name is Christina Hendricks.

Middle-aged Diva said...

Newsweek is a magazine, not a newspaper. Just so we know what we're boycotting.