The Week In Review

David Boreanaz and Matt Lauer joined the fast growing list of men who cannot control their steak-ums.  Not only were the both men cheating on their wives, David hooked up with Tiger Woods sloppy seconds.  In related news, Valtrex stock has gone through the roof.

Lea Michele got the ever loving Glee smacked out of her when she got snippy with a photographer at an event that she should have thanked Baby Jesus that she was even invited to.  I highly doubt that the invitation suggested that she was invited simply for the joy of watching her and her summer fling perform foreplay on each other during dinner.  In her delusional eyes, her heart felt apology over twitter, in 140 characters or less, had to be enough to restore the halo that she thinks is over her head.

Do I really need a reason....

Newsweek went on a gay rampage and started a gay revolution.  Celebrities and readers everywhere boycotted the newspaper and spoke out against the views of a close minded fuck-tard.  It's people like him that make it hard for actors to come out of the closet.  I think we should set a day for every single actor to share their sexuality, if they wish.  This whole movement needs to begin and begin NOW!  It's 2010 for Christ's sakes and I'm tired these homophobic bastards running the world.  We need a change and we need it now before 2012 wipes all of our closeted asses off the planet once and for all.

Michelle Williams and Naomi Watts are in a heated battle to play the legendary Marilyn Monroe.  Watts will star in Blonde, based on Joyce Carol Oates' book by the same name (an awesome read, by the way!). Shooting will begin in January, and the film will be produced by Andrew Dominik. Williams of Dawson's Creek fame is set to star as Marilyn in My Week With Marilyn. It's said to portray the time when she filmed The Prince and the Showgirl with Laurence Olivier.  Big fan of both actresses, but in neither one do I see a Marilyn Monroe.  I think Michelle will be the one to pull it off the most.  Michelle is a character-actress through and through and my money is on her.

Ryan Seacrest whipped out his guns and reminded me why I find him oddly hot.  With arms like that, he can say "Seacrest out" as many times as he wants.




We got to hear the Glee version of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. Any thing they touch turns to gold, well except Lea Michele's personality. And then Lady Gaga returned the favor.

Cameron Diaz continued her not-so-secret love affair with Yankees player A-Rod, much to Kate Hudson's chagrin.  Seems that Kate thought once she got her girls lifted and perked, she though A-Rod would com a running.  First Kate Hudson hooked up with Justin Timberlake right after Cameron and he split, and now it seems Cam is returning the favor.  How much longer until these two girls go at it at an event and Cameron reminds Kate that she was once one of Charlie's Angels?

 Heidi Montag and her crystal praying husband Spencer Pratt inched a little bit closer to being dragged from Hollywood in straight jackets.  Spencer is reportedly keeping Heidi prisoner in her own home, surrounding the residence with crystals to keep the crazy out.  Um, Spence, they clearly are not working.