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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Meet Alexandra Jock Itch

Every month there is a a new buzz about a new actor or actress that isn't all that new to begin with.  It happens all the time.  Someone who has been in the business for years suddenly becomes the hottest thing out there.  That's exactly what Alexandra Jock Itch did.  She has been working her little ass off for years, and has only begun to enjoy the payoff. 

She didn't pull a Blake Lively and release pictures, and she hasn't had a sex tape not a bar fight.  A.J is a lady of substance and she believes in hard work. And maybe some racy magazine spreads.  But while rumors of her conquests fill the your airwaves, the real secret about A.J would whip head around so fast your eyes would spin.



Everyone A.J touches or looks at becomes her new beau.  It comes with the territory of the level of fame that she has worked hard for.  And while all the boys do try and go home with A.J, they don't realize what they would be getting themselves into. 

A.J once fell for the charming ways of an older man who showed her his fetishes and morphed her young brain into what he thought sex was.  A.J apparently kept those way because on the rebound, she hooked up with a certain actor we have all thought about doing.  A.J and the Sundance Kid had a hot date the led her to invite him back to her place.  She had mentioned that she wasn't conventional in the bedroom and Sundance took that as exciting, seeing as sex with his ex was less than glorious.

Sundance says that when he got there she went to put on something more comfortable as they usually do and he relaxed with a drink.  A.J then came back out in a leather catwoman looking suit, whip in hand. 

Kid didn't exactly go into detail about much, or whether he actually went through with it or not.  But he did tell me about her sex room.  Straight up whips, leather swings, and he mentioned that asked to take turns being the guy in the bed.  Something that Kid was not about to bend over for.

Isn't that how it always is? Sweet and pretty on the red carpet, but whips and chains in a sex room back at your house.  Who woulda' thunk it?

It's Not:                                                              Sundance Kid Is Not:
Michelle Williams                                                James Franco
Emma Stone                                                       Josh Lucas
Kristen Stewart                                                  Bradley Cooper




21 comments:

AJ said...

Olivia Wilde and Justin Timberlake or one of the many guys shes been linked with recently

Anonymous said...

I think it is Hayden Panettiere!!

Anonymous said...

Olivia Wilde and Jake Gyllenhaal

Anonymous said...

Mila Kunis FTW. Totally fits.

pomme said...

Olivia W and Justin T look a nice guess

Anonymous said...

Gb said on twitter today that Sundance Kid isn't a singer

pomme said...

so Olivia Wilde and Ryan Gosling (he's a Sundance fest darling)

Anonymous said...

Kinky I wonder who the kiss and tell guy is if it's Olivia?

Anonymous said...

It can't be Olivia she has only recently gotten divorced or separated so she isnt' the one going home with everyone she works with.

ELLEN O

pomme said...

or Carey Mulligan?

Solnichka said...

Scarlett Johansson with Sean Penn.

Dave said...

How about Lea Michele? She was around on Broadway for years before Glee came along, and definitely did a racy magazine spread. Not sure about Sundance Kid though...

Anonymous said...

January jones

Anonymous said...

Anne Hathaway

Anonymous said...

Evan Rachael Wood and Alex Skarsgard

Anonymous said...

Hey GB are you a friend of Jared's good Buddy, Jordan???


ELLEN O

Anonymous said...

I think it's Jennifer Lawrence!

Minnie said...

My first thought was Olivia Wilde and Daniel Craig. Although she has been linked to so many different guys lately, it could be any of them.

Judes said...

Mila Kunis, Mila Kunis!! Beyotch is hot as Hades lately and was only obscurely famous before-

Anonymous said...

Not Mila. Mila's ex-boyfriend wasn't exactly an older man. My guess is also Evan Rachel Wood because it would take a severe beating before I'd ever agree to date Marilyn Manson.

Pin Drop said...

Echo... Echo... Echo