David Beckham Becomes A Comic Book Star

People.Com reported that David Beckham is getting his own comic book titled Fame: David Beckham, which is due to come out in September.  The publisher, Bluewater Productions, is also releasing biographies of the Twilight stars and has featured Ellen DeGeneres in a series called Female Force.

Beckham's comic will bring his "amazing career to life, from his earliest days on the soccer field, when he dreamed of playing for Manchester United, to the challenges of his soccer days in the United States," Bluewater said Wednesday.

I find David Beckham sexy, I'm not blind.  However, am I the only one who wonders why he gets all this attention?  He spends most of his time on the injured list or just not playing.  What kind of athlete would be satisfied with selling out as he did?  I guess the kind that marries a Spice Girl.

The book will be 3.99 on Amazon.com and in stores.

Hump Day Humper

Cuban actor/model William Levy is this week's Hump Day Humper.  With his sexy brown eyes and hard rippled body, I cannot imagine any woman, or man, kicking him out of bed.  He isn't married, but shares two kids with girlfriend Elizabeth Gutiérrez.

Weeds Preview

On August 16th Showtime will premiere the Sixth season of the mega-hit Weeds. After last season's shocking final 5 minutes, I am waiting on the edge of my seat for the return of one of my favorite shows.

I reported to you a couple of months ago that Elizabeth Perkins would not be back this season and we would have to live without Celia Rhodes. But sexy Hunter Parrish will be back this season and has told me that he has to film a hot nude scene as well as what he called an "awkward sex scene."

Are you ready to get stoned when Weeds returns?

Alexander Skarsgard Brings Kate Bosworth To True Blood Premiere

Alexander Skarsgard brought his other half Kate Bosworth to the premiere party for True Blood Season 3 in Hollywood this evening


There really isn't much shock that Alex brought Kate to the premiere, but I think some people are wondering how much longer this will go on.  Don't worry ladies and gents, I doubt these two will be the next Brad and Angelina. They didn't even pose together.  If I had the chance, would be all over Alex.

Alexander has been reported to have an increase in nude scenes this season and fans are not sad to hear that news. And sources say that Alexander was none to shy when on the filming the scenes.  Alexander would walk to the set and just drop his robe, baring all as he walked around the set.

And no one had a cell phone to take a picture?

Jensen Ackles And His New Beard

Instead of honeymooning with new wife Danneel Harris, Jensen Ackles brought his new beard out for a round of golf.  I think I am liking the bearded Jensen and his rugged look.  I guess now we just have to look for stubble burn on Jared or Danneel to see who Jensen is really snuggling with.

Topless Tuesday Dessert

Greys Anatomy hunk Jesse Williams didn't want to be left out of Topless Tuesday and so here's one last image to dream about!

Lindsay Lohan Vs. SCRAM

Lindsay Lohan has been under fire after reports the her SCRAM bracelet was seen going off at a party on Sunday night.  It was an after-party for the MTV Movie Awards and people all over were saying that the red lights were furiously blinking on the star's ankle.

At 3 pm today, a meeting was held in the Beverly Hills Court House consisting of some very important people regarding the SCRAM bracelet going off.  Lindsay took to her twitter and announced that she SCRAM bracelet did not go off.

But many sources have claimed that Lindsay was not sober that evening and one source claims that she knows for a fact that Lindsay was trying to outsmart the device.  However, the device is very sensitive and the alcohol was flowing at the party.  It is possible that something was spilled on it or it caught a whiff of it. 

Lindsay recently completed the classes she was ordered by the court to take and will be wearing the device until her July 6th court date.  That is unless she ends up drunk in the gutter first.

John Stamos Does Glee

John Stamos has joined the cast of Glee as Will's new rival for Emma's heart.  John is known for many roles on Broadway and I think will be an exciting addition to the cast. 

In tonight's episode we learn that Emma has been dating her dentist, Mr. Stamos.  John is rumored to appear next season as well, which could spell trouble for Will.


The hilarious part of the whole casting choice is that in the september 18th episode of Glee, Emma said this: "They say it takes certainty more than talent to make a star. I mean, look at John Stamos." 

Heidi Montag Legally Seperates From Spencer Pratt

Heidi is taking steps toward getting rid of husband Spencer Pratt for good.  The reality star, 23, filed for legal separation from husband Spencer Pratt at a Santa Monica courthouse on Tuesday, listing irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split.

But Montag did not file divorce papers. According to reports, filing for legal separation means the reality star’s earnings will become her separate property beginning on the date of separation, which she lists as June 8.

As much as I would like for this to be an actual good judgment call on Heidi's part, a part of me wonders if this is just a stunt to keep the reality couple relevant.

"I think it's a joke," Audrina Patridge told PEOPLE at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards in L.A. "I don't believe it. They're inseparable and in love."

Do you think Heidi is coming to her senses or is this Spencer's idea of  staying on the cover of tabloids?

Vanessa Hudgens Pushed Aside For Zac Efron

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron have been in a relationship for about 5 years now and while Zac has climbed the Hollywood ranks, Vanessa has just hung out.

She plays one of the lead's in the upcoming film Beastly, based on Alex Flinn's novel of the same name.  Vanessa is very excited about the movie being released, hoping that maybe it will give her some more credibility as a serious actress.  The film was set to be released on July 30th and Vanessa couldn't be more excited.  That is until CBS Films decided to go with a bigger star's film instead.

Charlie St. Cloud will be released on July 30th instead, starring Zac Efron.  CBS decided that Beastly could wait until march of 2011 to be released and chose to ride the Efron wave instead.


CBS Films issued this statement:


"There wasn't much left in the summer that we could move it to, we didn't want to go in fall, and the holidays are for four-quadrant movies. So we figured if we went to March, we'd have some school breaks happening around that time."

From prior experience I know that if the studio is hesitant about releasing your movie in the summer when all of your teenage fans would be most likely to see it, then it is not going to be your breakout role.  Sorry V.

Just Because

DJ Earworm's new Mash-Up. Very cool.

Glee's Season Finale

Tonight Glee ends it's first season with a finale that I am told will satisfy every Glee fan, no matter what character you root for.

 "Two words: Bohemian Rhapsody.  It's huge and we do the entire song. Jonathan Groff is epic, as are all of the Vocal Adrenaline dancers. A couple of them died during the shooting of the number, but their families will be taken care of as long as the show is on the air, so it's really not such a bad deal," says executive producer Brad Falchuk.

"I think we both wrap everything up and launch ourselves into next season in a very satisfying way," Falchuck tells me. "Sue has one last surprise up her sleeve—and it's shocking.  And you want to know what happened the night Quinn got preggers? Watch the episode."

Dianna Agron reportedly steals the show with her scenes as Quinn gives birth to the baby she created with sexy Puck.

I hope that Glee gives us something to hold us over until the fall, since I am not good with my Glee.  What the hell is up with Will and Emma?  We "Schubury" fans need something! ( I just made that up. Catchy, huh?)

Also, I can promise that there will be a kiss that will make everyone bust out into song.  I'm sure you know between who, right?

Rock Jock Picks Up An STD

Rock Jock is no stranger to this site and he is hiding something that I thought you might find interesting.  Rock Jock and Black Sheep have been all over town happy and in love.  Seems Rock Jock is all about the vadge this week.  Or maybe it's because Black Sheep has been taking care of him and hiding yet another secret.

Rock seems to have played a little to unsafe and brought home something that he needs a prescription to get rid of.  Black Sheep doesn't mind though, she sees this as a way to get cement her union wth Rock.  Taking care of a sick boyfriend should make him realize he needs you around 'til death do you part.  After the years Black Sheep has put in, she deserves a rock.

She is doing whatever she can to make sure that Rock thinks of no one but her.  I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one who gave him the STD just so she could pick up the pieces. 

Once RJ's illness get's cleared up, I'm sure he will think twice about dishing out the butt love.  Then again, summer is the season for loving.

It's Not:
Chace Crawford
Justin Timberlake
Justin Bieber

Topless Tuesday: True Blood Style

With True Blood returning to finally, we thought that this week's Topless Tuesday should reflect our undying love for the HBO series.

And just as added bonus for the Shia fans....

Kristen Stewart Ruins A Tradition

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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson won Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards last night for the second year in a row. And for the second year in a row, they have ruined a tradition that MTV has been known for.

I know it's really not that big of a deal, but I find it a little disrespectful. In the past years the MTV has given this award, the winners have all re-enacted the kiss that won them the award. Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams set the bar for hot kisses at the awards and not many have lived up to it. 

Look K. Stew, I get that you think that kissing Rob on stage would be a little to personal for you, we all know how awkwardly shy you are.  However, you need to grow up and realize that without you and Rob you would not really be what you are today.  You won the award for best kiss, don't be a bitch.

I slightly wonder how this would have changed had Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning had won best kiss.  More up your alley, Kristen?

Scarlett Johansson Welcomes Sandra Back With A Kiss

Last night's MTV Movie Awards proved to hold some surprises, something that MTV is very good at.

Sandra Bullock was the recipient of The Generation Award, MTV's version of the Lifetime Achievement Award. Bradley Cooper and Betty Whit took to the stage to present her with the award, with a little help from Scarlett Johansson. No one really knew why Scar was part of the trio since she had never starred with Sandra in any films, unlike her husband Ryan Reynolds who was Sandra's love interest in The Proposal.

Scarlett revealed that Ryan couldn't be there to accept Best Kiss had he and Sandy one, so Scar decided that she would show up to have the chance to make-out with Sandy. And in one moment, we remembered why we loved Sandra Bullock so much as she grabbed Scarlett's head and planted a kiss on the hot blond.

Sandra gave an amazing speech and gave the world permission to make fun of her again and to forget all the bad stuff that has happened this year and get back to normal.

Happy Penis Monday!!

In Case You Missed It: Tom Cruise And Jennifer Lopez Performance

In case you missed this performance from the MTV Movie Awards, here it is. Tom Cruise managed to make himself cooler while tearing up the stage with Jennifer Lopez. Best Performance of the evening!

Just Because

Sandra Bullock Is BACK!

In her first public appearance since the devastating news of husband Jesse James' many infidelities, Bullock popped up onstage with representatives of the US Army, the US Marine Corps, and the US Coast Guard and Robert Downey Jr. to accept the "Troops Choice" Entertainer of the Year Award...

Ms. Bullock looked stunning in a tight black leather Elie Saab knee-length dress, Casadei heels and Cartier jewels.
After a video montage of her countless career highlights, she walked onstage to thunderous applause—and, of course, a standing ovation.

"Let's be honest here, just for a moment. We're all going to be honest, right?" Bullock cracked. "Did I win this for being entertainer of the year, or did I win this because of the spectacular I.E.D. [improvised explosive device] explosion that became my personal life?"
She said that the troops "deserve something much more than some actress in a tight dress talking about herself.
"I would sing," she continued, "but you've seen enough pain in your lifetime."

Proving she's still the funnygal we've always known and loved, Bullock said with a laugh: "I would dance. I'm a pretty good dancer, but as I mentioned, the dress is a little tight."
The awards air on Spike TV on June 20. Bullock also thanked the troops for their service.

"Having a dad that's a veteran, I see the sacrifices you made for this country," she said. "I'm so lucky everyday to wake up having what I have and I thank you guys for that."

Bullock made no other mention of her recent private troubles. However, her estranged husband did star in a reality show on Spike called Jesse James Is a Dead Man.

Bullock is also expected to accept an award at tonight's MTV Movie Awards...so stay tuned!

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Sleazy Six Pack Likes It Rough

Sleazy Six Pack is a sexy stud who's name is very recognizable.  So recognizable in fact, that he was no longer able to live his life without the press following him everywhere he went.  He was very good at losing them when he needed to, like when he decided that he wants a piece of ass.

Sleazy likes variety and has no problem fulfilling his desires.  His big attraction? Being tied up and tortured.  He has been known to give the make-up crew headaches from having to cover up his many bruises from his nights with women in leather.


Sleazy especially loves it when you blindfold him and drip hot wax all over his rippled Hollywood body. His wife left him because she couldn't take his sudden interest in the kink and bondage, but it didn't even phase Sleazy and he kept on rolling.

Sleazy would have no problem admitting that he gets his drop kicks from being treated like a dirty little boy, but his fans would.  The women and children love him to the ends of the Earth and I don't think his solid fan base would be able to survive. 

His fame has gone down a bit, but his name is still HUGE.  And I hear that lately he is letting women and men dominate him.  He should watch out because people can smell scandal from a mile away in this town and his is starting to stink.

It's Not:
Seann William Scott
Brendan Fraser
Jake Gyllenhaal
Taylor Lautner

The Week In Review

Chace Crawford's career got a jolt this week when the good boy gone bad was busted for possession of marijuana.  Poor guy was caught in a car with another dude and a joint that had yet to be lit.  Chace might not have been able to go through this ordeal with a buzz, but he did manage to pull off one of the sexiest mugshots in celebrity history.  And not only did he rock the mugshot, he rocked the cover of Los Angeles Confidential.

 Rue McClanahan passed away, leaving Betty White as the only Golden Girl left.
"Rue was a close and dear friend. I treasure our relationship," White, 88, said in a statement. "It hurts more than I ever thought it would, if that's even possible."

Rue was the legendary Blanche Deveraux on Golden Girls but she was also on a show I used to love called Mama's Family.  I love Rue and she will be deeply missed.  SNL should have grabbed her with Betty when they had the chance.

Legendary actor and director Dennis Hopper , 74, died Saturday from complications of prostate cancer.  He had been ill and friends say that he didn't look good, but his death still sent ripples through Hollywood.  I never got the chance to work with Dennis, but I met him one time years ago at a birthday celebration for a mutual friend.  He said one sentence to me, something that I will always remember.  I cannot exactly share it, but Dennis was a true great and every line he spoke should have been written down as they were filled with wisdom.  He even knew that Kristen Stewart was talented enough that he wanted to have a one-on-one with the actress.

Singer/Actress Sheryl Crow adopted her second son this week, Levi James.  Kevin Coster is trying to catch up to Kate Gosselin by having his seventh child this week with wife Christine.  Of course it's only her third, you know how Kevin do.  Celine Dion is expecting twins with her husband and I am a little worried.  How old is too old to be popping out kids?  Celine looks like she might break in half from a good sneeze, let alone carrying two babies.

Zack Morris is back on the market ladies and gents.  Mark Paul Gosselaar and his wife Lisa Ann separated after nearly 14 years.  Sad to hear that they split, but it is bad that all I can think of is that I wonder if maybe he is done with girls?

 Kristen Stewart stuck her foot in her mouth yet again this week.  Why can't these people learn that when you set up interviews anytime after 4:20 pm, the girl is going to gab too much.  She does much better with morning interviews, before the wake and bake.  Lay off the girl, you can see what she meant.  She didn't mean to go that far.

Miley Cyrus felt as if she was not being talked about enough and simulated a girl on girl kiss onstage.  Now she is mouthing off, telling people to get over it.  Hey Miley, got a tip for you.  If you are going to pretend to do something just for attention, then don't shit on them when they give it to you.  Or better yet, grow a set of balls to go with that raspy voice and kiss the dam girl!  Then you won't sound so annoying when you are defending yourself.  Eh...never mind, you still will.