Jensen Ackles At Comic Con

Dear Gossip Boy

Dear GB,
Where have you been? We have missed you and I am beginning to wonder if you haven't given up on us! Please come back soon, I'll do anything!
xoxo
Ginger

Ginger,
Someone has to make the money in this family. But I'm back, now let's discuss what you are willing to do.....

Gossip Boy,
Since you've been gone a lot has happened, but one thing that hasn't occurred is the break-up of A.Skars and K.Bos. Is there an end in sight or has this hot hook-up turned into the real thing?
Jeff

Jeff,
Trust me, this is the calm before the storm.  Soon they will be shoved down our throats once again, but I doubt there will be wedding bells in the future.  Then again, who would have thought Tom Cruise would ever pay Katie enough to marry him?

GB,
You totally called the Megan Fox and BAG wedding to cover the fact that his ex was getting married.  Even though Megan beat Vanessa Marcil down the aisle, which marriage do you see lasting longer? Come back soon!
Deborah

Deb,
I think that both marriages will last long, but for different reasons.

Dear GB,

I have two questions for you. I'm just inquisitive. How many people ( i.e. celebrities, publicists, agents) in Hollywood read your blog? I feel like you must be talked about out there. And, how many people know your true identity?

xxoo

SS

SS,

I'm not sure if anyone in HW actually reads the blog.  I heard some talk about it one day from some people at CA, but that was it. Only a few know who I really am, and then you have the ones who think that they know.

Dear GB:

First off, I'm a huge fan and want to thank you for all your work. 

My question is about Matt Bomer...what do you think of him? Have you checked out Whit Collar? Did you ever meet him/work with him/something else (ahem!) with him? What do you think of his back-tracking, closet-wise?

Thanks! Keep up the great work. And don't sweat the small stuff.

XOXO

????,
I met Matt once back in his soap opera days and I think that he is just an actor who is serious about his work and doesn't feel the need to fit any stereo-type.  I don't think he back-tracked, just let it be known that he doesn't care about the rumors. He is a pretty decent guy, just not that entertaining.

Hi GB,

So glad you are back - we all missed you (we seriously did) very much!

I have two questions for tomorrow's "Dear GB":

1. What's going on with Rainbow Dark and Sunshine? What have they been up to lately? Did they break-up or did they finally get married? ;)

2. So......did Delusional Dorothy actually hook up with the public figure she was interested in? Again, what has she been up to lately?

Many thanks and tons of hugs from Toronto!

Nini

Nini,

Rainbow Dark and Sunshine have come to an agreement that allows them both to get what they want.  If I told you what it was, you would know who they were, so I will keep that to myself.  Let's just say that Sunshine is calling the shots now and RD is not really in the public eye these days.  As for Dorothy, she seems to have moved on, but I hear that it was only after a couple of late night meetings with Mr. Public.

Dear Gossipboy,
Since I am a mother, I'd like to know your take on the current crop of Disney stars (Miranda Cosgrove, Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato, etc). I've already had to ban Miley from my t.v. but what about the kids on other shows? Are any of them scandal free enough to allow my children to become fans?
Thanks,
A. Mother

Mama,
I wouldn't worry too much about the remaining Disney kids.  Since you already banned this generation's Britney I think that you are okay.  Although you may want to keep an eye on Demi.  I would recommend her old bff Selena instead.  Selena walked away for a reason.

Hey, GB, 

What do you think of True Blood getting a best drama nod, but Alex Skarsgard not getting a supporting actor nomination?  I think it's ridiculous.  He was the reason season two popped the way it did.  He stole every scene he was in and he and Allan Hyde made the Godric story very moving.  It wasn't Maryann who got the audience hooked and the critics interested!  Nor, frankly, was it Bill or Sookie.  I think Alex deserved the nod.  

Kat

Kat,

I'm sorry but I do not agree.  Yes Alexander should have received a nomination considering that if you Eric and Alex are complete opposites and anyone that can pull of that deserves an award.  However, Maryann scared the living gay out of me and I am sorry, she is the reason for season 2 popping.

GB,

What is going on with Jensen and Jared now that they are married? Is Danneel really running the show?

Kayla

Kayla.

Jensen and Jared aren't as close as they once were, but rest assured.  I'm sure the two men still love each other and they still spend a lot of time together.  Now only if they can get their wives to get along I am sure that it will go a lot more smoothly.

The Many Faces Of Jewel

FunnyOrDie.com  never misses a beat when it comes to it's trademark short films and now singer Jewel has joined the ranks.  Jewel went along with a prank and transformed herself into a frumpy sales woman who has joined her co-workers for a night out at a karaoke bar.  Jewel then was coaxed into taking the stage by her "co-workers" and then proceeded to amaze the crowd as she sang classic Jewel songs.

The best part is the audience's reaction to hearing this nobody belt out Jewel's songs and then finding out that it was Jewel the whole time.  The man who says that it was ironic that Jewel showed up after "Karen" left was good because Karen sang it better than Jewel herself.

Hope you enjoy a morning laugh....

Undercover Karaoke with Jewel from Jewel

Just Because

Sandra Bullock and her baby son Louis were spotted in Texas at the airport and there is no other reason that I am posting this except for the fact that I love Sandy and I think her son is adorable.

Really, Reese? Hike your skirt up a little more for no reason while looking right at the camera.  Hell, why not whip out a nip or two, we all know how you like to work the paps.  You two make the perfect couple.

Monkey See, Monkey Do

Ryan Seacrest and his new lady love Julianne Hough seem to be going hot and heavy, and taking some pointers from Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson.

Seacrest and Hough spent time on Ryan's yacht in Italy and have been displaying their new hook-up all over L.A. Julianne went from laughing off accusations of their romance to balls to the wall flaunting it for everyone to see. 

Jessica Simpson and her NFL Flavor of the week Eric Johnson are clearly in the still having great sex phase of their romance.  We all know how kinky Jessica can get in the bedroom thanks to the big mouth of ex-husband Nick Lachey and the reputation of her ex John Mayer.  When will poor little Jessica learn that her hot moves in the bedroom only entertain for so long before they realize that there is nothing else going on in that pretty little head of hers.  Jessica is the company that Joe built and sadly to say, there is nothing more to her.  Poor girl.

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It's A Nice Day For A White Wedding....

Celebrities of all levels of fame decided to make this weekend one to remember by tying the knot with their respective loved ones.

Semi A-List stars Emily Blunt and John Krasinski wed in a private ceremony in private ceremony at the Villa d'Este in Como, Italy.  The couple, who became engaged in August of last year, spent the 4th Of July holiday at George Clooney's nearby Lake Como estate. Emily was said to have worn a custom cream chiffon sweetheart draped Marchesa gown with embroidered detail.  The Office star and his new wife are said to be ecstatic to officially be husband and wife.

Ex-American Idol and Grammy winner Carrie Underwood took the other route had a lavish ceremony with over  200 guests as she wed NHL player Michael Fisher at the Ritz-Carlton Lodge, Reynolds Plantation, in Greensboro, Ga.  Carrie's idea of a wedding included uber tight security and the closing of road or two in attempts to keep the public out.  I didn't realize people would want to get in so badly.  Am I missing something?  No word on if she will now be known as Carrie Fisher.

And then we have Martin Lawrence who didn't want to be left out of Wedding Fest 2010.  Martin wed  Shamicka Gibbs at a quiet ceremony at their home in Beverly Hills.  Martin has always been one of my favorites and I'm glad that he is getting back on track and is finally happy.

But with three weddings, not one of them anything like the other, one has to wonder.  Which one do you think has more staying power? 

Mini Blinds

1- This A-List actress has often tried to shove her seemingly innocent image down our throats, though most of us never bought it.  But the public has no idea that behind closed doors this sweet little actress likes to be in charge, of everything.  She tells her staff when they eat, drink, and use the bathroom.  Not only that, she is also commander in chief in the bedroom where she keeps her a box tucked away with dominatrix gear. If only everyone could get a glimpse of Mistress X in her gear, I'm sure that we would never have to hear that annoying giggle ever again.

2- This singer is on the fast track to Lohan-ville.  She has potential but had been spending her time off stage in the bottom of empty bottles.  Now she has hooked up with a guy who is sexy, but is also going to be her tour guide into the dark side.  She spent 4th Of July in a hotel room barely coherent while he spent her money finding more drugs for them to do.

3- What actor has finally broken out of the mold that he thought would trap him forever only to learn that someone found out he likes boys.  Most people knew, but now he is running scared that this person will come forward with some very incriminating evidence that our stud smokes pole.  Expect to see him and his girlfriend out in the public eye some more to do some pre-damage control.  Too bad everyone already suspects anyway.

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Go Puck Yourself

Glee star Mark Salling celebrated July 4th by laying poolside and giving us another reason to drool into our cereal this morning.  Mark hung with some male friends and not with any of his latest flings. 

The End of Jack And Jill

Jack and Jill were a pretty well known couple.  Both have a long past of hookups that graced many magazines.  So when Jack and Jill stumbled upon each other, the paps ate it up and the celebs loved it.

Jack is a well known actor best known for film while Jill is all over the board.  For a couple of months these two were hot and heavy, milking the publicity their tryst was getting as well as the added bonus of the hot sex.  Jack is known for his adventurous ways in bed and knows how to rock the boat just right.  For 2 months they bumped ugly any chance they got and when Jill realized she was pregnant, their relationship went to another level.

This couple had a quickie wedding and welcomed their lovechild into the world.  But Jill didn't realize that she married a master manipulator.  I mean he isn't an award winning actor for nothing.  Poor girl comes home one day to find the locks changed and a note telling her that the marriage was over and she would be sued for full custody.

Instead of trying to get the baby back, Jill has drowned herself in drugs and booze and her career is about to drown as well.  Most of the public doesn't even remember her having the kid, just seeing her turn into this hot mess and vanishing off of the radar. 

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Married!

Recently engaged Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green eloped late last week in Hawaii after a very short engagement.  I guess she didn't realize that maybe her losing the engagement ring in the sand was a sign, however it seems that these two washed up actors have decided to spend their life together talking about how famous they once were.

Brian's baby mama Vanessa Marcil is also engaged but it seems that Brian and Megan beat them to the punch. 

Happy Topless Tuesday!

Novak Djokovic

 

 

Penis Monday

Fash Bash

Ashley Greene

Mavis Beyotch: Even though it looks slightly like she's wearing a bed sheet, it's simple and elegant.  Vive le bed sheet!
Kate's Evil Twin: The bed sheet, really Nikki?  Aren't you dating some bazillionaire left over who used to date Paris Hilton?  Did Paris Hilton sneak in one night with the spare key and take all your good clothes?  Wait.  *listens*  So.... apparently this is NOT Nikki Reed.  This is some other interchangeable actress who plays a vampire. Whatever, it's still a bed sheet.
Gossip Boy: Dude, you got the money you wanted, you can stop playing the poor girl and wearing your linens.

 Madonna

Mavis Beyotch: Poor dear.  She is somehow confused and believes that she's still in Dick Tracey...this time as  Dick Tracey.  Must be that hot young cabana boy she has.  Has made her brain just the tiniest bit squishy.

Kate's Evil Twin: Here are my keys.  It's a black Audi.  Don't scratch it this time and don't drive it too fast around the block or you won't get Mr. George Washington here.

Gossip Boy: What the F*ck?

 Nikki Reed

Mavis Beyotch: So this is how the swan dress that silly Bjorck wore years ago was recycled.  Either that, or she has a serious addiction to chicken, and doesn't know what to do with the feathers.

Kate's Evil Twin: So THIS is Nikki Reed.  Honey, Kristen is pulling off the random figure skater dress much better than you.  It's all about the accessories.  See below.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner

Mavis Beyotch: I wonder what terrible accident happened on the way that caused the sleeve to fall off.  Maybe that werewolf got a bit peckish.  But I'm happy she hooked up with those nice gentlemen from the 50s skiffle band.

Kate's Evil Twin: Oh hallo boys.  Brava Kristen, brava!  You see, Kristen here is following all of the Kate Bosworth fashion rules.  When in doubt about your questionably fashionable cotton ball dress, accessorize with a young hot, presumably gay actor.  Or two.  Always keep a spare penis on hand, I always say. And a breath mint.  Three cheers for Kristen!

Gossip Boy: Eenie, meanie, miney mo, which of these people looks like a big ole mo?  That's right, I said it.

 Gwyneth Paltrow

Mavis Beyotch: I am sure when this dress is finished it will be lovely.  What?  It is?  I am so embarrassed.

Kate's Evil Twin: Dear Gwyneth, What's going on?  I haven't seen you in ages!!!  I miss our girl time at the spa; colonics, detoxes, botoxes, talking about boys and all those things that Chris does that drive you crazy.  I kept a list you know, like good friends do.  I see you're still living out of a suitcase, fashioning dresses from tablecloths.  Please call if you want to borrow a dress that wasn't sewn by child laborers named Apple.  Love you miss you! Kate's Evil Twin.

Victoria Beckham

Mavis Beyotch: Channeling the 90s.  When the Spice Girls mattered, even ever so slightly.  And when she last ate something other than paper towels.

Kate's Evil Twin: I'm too scared to criticize this outfit.  Have you heard what fembots from outerspace can do to a 98 lb waif like myself??  

Gossip Boy: Start saving for that hip replacement you are going to need.

 Jessica Alba

Mavis Beyotch: This is what happens when bad clothes happen to beautiful people.  You forget that they're beautiful and just concentrate on the ugly.

Kate's Evil Twin:The first student in Victoria Beckham's Fembot from Outerspace School for Desperately Edgy Actresses.  First lesson.  Master the bitchface, Jessica, or people will keep laughing at your shoes.  And your hair.

Khloe Kardashian

Mavis Beyotch: I think it's very sweet of her mother to not have ever told her she was the chubby, unattractive sister.  However, it's now time for someone to do that.

Kate's Evil Twin: As anyone who follows me on Twitter (@kateseviltwin) knows, I am a bevy of incredibly astute fashion advice.  One of the questions I get asked over and over again is, "how should a fat girl dress?"  (I'm currently in the process of eliminating all fat followers, but never mind).  Khloe, please follow me on twitter because you are breaking ALL THE RULES. 1. Wear black. 2. Don't show skin (ew.) 3. Spanx are more than your sister's favorite bedroom activity. See you on twitter!

Check It Out

Someone should tell her that this has NOTHING to do with her!


You kiss Dustin Hoffman and now you think you are God or something?

Is it because you couldn't be cast as Bella due to over sluttiness?


Wow, does your penis feel bigger now?

Stop fallin, stop fallin I don't wanna judge anymore

Mini Blinds

1- This young teenage star held out sex from her boyfriend the entire time they dated, even though he oozes young sex appeal.  She had heard stories of him with his ex, but she was adamant on not sleeping together.  After a little bit longer, he finally convinced her that oral was "not having sex." Then next thing you know he walks in on her "not having sex" with his best friend.  Not Joe Jonas

2-  Which married couple spent the past two evenings in separate NYC hotel rooms?  She likes heroin and he likes cocaine and once a month they go on binges.  Separate rooms so that he can have his boy guests come in to help work off the stamina.  She gets wasted and watches movies from when she was an A-List name. Not Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner

3- This tot has no idea that their parents are not really their parents.  Turns out that the star dad doesn't like sex at all but hates the gay rumors.  So he took a famous wife and stayed out of view while she was "pregnant."  Not Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Dear Gossip Boy

Dear Gossip Boy,

I enjoy your blog in general but I have a question for you. Why is there such a double standard in general when it comes to male bisexuality as opposed to female bisexuality. Anna Paquin, Angelina Jolie and others have talked pretty openly about being bisexual to the point that it has gotten boring, but whenever there is talk of a man who has had sex with other men there is an automatic assumption that he is gay and whatever hetero relationships he has are beards. Although there are some obvious cases where stars are 100% homosexual and bearding themselves isn't their room for the assumptions of such things as swingers, bisexuality, open marraige in Hollywood which after all is supposed to be a community of artists ( usually con-artists I admit it) . 

Sincerely

Lala

You make me wanna Lala,

I think overall that the talk of who is gay and who isn't has become boring.  Celebrities coming out have increased with the new generation of liberal stars, though the women get an easier pass.  Female bisexuality is a lot more forgiving in the eyes of people.  Mainly because it's every straight mans dream and in case you haven't noticed, there are more girl on girl scenes than guy on guy.  Women don't lose credit it seems whereas men seem to think that they lose their masculinity.  I am not ashamed of being gay, but I am ashamed of the stereotype that people have of gays and it leads me to not want to be associated with that stereotype.  

GB - 

We're worried about you. You haven't posted in 6 days. If you are trapped under a major appliance or need bail money, please let us know, and we'll send help. Love, BG

Blind Gossip,

Your letter made me smile so I thought I would share it. Hope you don't mind, but you have been added to the phone tree for when I need bail money....again. 

 

Dear Gossip Boy, 

Just wanna say I adore you and I visit your site about 18 times a day.
Now something I've always been curious about. How does the professional process of 'having a beard/fauxmance' work? Is there a sit-down with contracts, or when the couple is just doing it for press - do they ever actually fool around in real life? Could you explain this to me. 

Love and kisses to you and my fav fashion spittalker MB, 

Emma 

Emma,

It's actually quite formal and PR handles most of it.  And yes they do sometimes fool around in real life, but usually with the help of loneliness and a bottle of Jack.  I believe I wrote something on the levels of bearding.

Dear GB

Old news, BUT...is there any chance that Macbeth just genuinely wants Romeo back, rather than "riding the wave?"  I always hope that there's SOMEONE who isn't just a fame hungry douche in that place.  Which leads me to my next question...do you know  of anyone, anyone at all in HW, who is as nice as they claim to be?  No pretending, no spin, just a genuinely nice person who does what they do because they enjoy it?
Anyway, keep up the good work!

<3 Antinous

Antinous,

Macbeth and Romeo have a long history of tortured love.  These two are soul mates in my opinion, but the timing isn't always right.  As for real people on HW, there are a couple who are genuine, but sadly one of them just retired.

Hi GB,

If Rainbow Dark is who I think he is, then I guess Sunshine decided to break up with him this week (and probably keep hooking up with her foreign lover, am I right?). Hopefully you will answer this in "Dear GB".

Thanks, Nini

Nini,

Nini,

Sunshine and RD have come to an agreement, but if you think it had to do with Sunshine, you are wrong.  I hear the RD has been chasing a friend of ours with the excuse that he realizes that he loves him.  I think Sunshine got kicked out on her ass.  And who said they broke up this week? 

GB,
Can you shed any light on the reason Jared has become such a taboo topic on Ted's site? Is he simply too boring when Danneel gives him plenty of amo about her and Jensen? The other day it seemed like he was suggesting he knew something but just wouldn't say, and he never used to have any problem gossiping about him. I'm starting to get whiplash from all of the times he has changed his tune! Or is he just messing with us? Seems to be what he does best...
BC

BC,

Since Jared and Gen married, Jared has been way below the radar while his bestie Jensen and Danneel have been anything but.  The ones who love the attention are getting it while the others are off hiding in seclusion.  Kinda like people who make you look in one direction while the action is going on in the other....get it?

Dear GossipBoy,

Did you release the major scoop you hinted at on twitter last week? Was it the reveal of Alex O'Laughlin's blind in last week's Dear GossipBoy? Love your site, thanks for everything you do for us fans!

Tory

Tory,

The major scoop wasn't released because the facts were nearly impossible to check, but it is a humdinger.  The reveal was my way of making it up to ya.

Dear GB,

Please, Please Please tell me about Reese and Jake's break-up! Is it true that he was cheating on her the whole time and she caught him?

Lori Anne

Lori,

Remember the Survivor controversy when one of the contestants was thought to be hooking up with another contestant but he was just a cover for her hooking up with the camera man that followed them?  And our sweet, sexy Jake is anything but the cheater.

Gossip Boy,

We have missed you and hope that all is well.  I dunno if there will be a dear gb but I had to ask what you thought about Austin Nichols and Sophia Bush joining Twitter to raise money and/or get attention.  Don't they seem a little bit comical in their attempts to be big names?

Scottie

Scottie,

I sure that whoever told them to join Twitter had convinced them that they would have fun with it.  But you can promise that these two are all about the attention these days. Their photos ops are brilliantly staged and edited. With bffs like Danneel Harris and Jake Gyllenhaal, can you blame them?  Wonder how much longer until they convince Jakey to start tweeting?